“Id also like grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it’s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm.”

Thats a complicated order sir, said the bewildered waiter. It might be quite difficult.

The guest replied sarcastically, It cant be that difficult because thats exactly what you brought me yesterday!